How can I fake an injury/pain so I can get free painkillerss?

from my doctor? and what type of things wud they give painkillers for? would a tooth ache or a kanker swore be enough lol cus i get thosee sometimes for real and they hurt!!
actually ya i cann get FREE painkillers cus i live in Canada - free health care :) andd lol im not a junkie, i dont wanna get the pills for myself to take… cmon now..

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9 Responses to “How can I fake an injury/pain so I can get free painkillerss?”

  1. 1
    Shauna Says:

    No, a canker sore will not work on your doctor. Personally I think you shouldn’t be faking pain to get pills but it sounds like your mind is set on it anyways so here it is: The best method of getting pills is to tell your Dr. you have really bad back pain all the time, tell him your job requires a lot of lifting and by the end of the day you find it hard to stand up with out a lot of pain, tell him you already try heat packs and it helps but that that is not an option at work. Ask him if there is any exercises that will help and after that ask him if he can prescribe anything in the mean time until the exercises start to help in the long run. Normally they will give you vicodin for that but if you tell him that vicodin makes you itch and swell up he will probably give you perks. If he thinks you are drug seeking he will however give you nothing and there will be nothing you can do about it! Good luck and stay safe. If that doesn’t work you can always jump off a roof and break your leg ;-) LOL Just kidding, dont do that!

  2. 2
    dinoguy535 Says:

    You have a problem. Go get help.

  3. 3
    mekill60 Says:

    Go buy some pot, screw pills. Pills kill.

  4. 4
    Serene E Says:

    You’re stupid!!!

  5. 5
    Chief Wahoo! Says:

    it really depends on your doctor, some will give you whatever you want, some don’t givem out like that. i guess if i wanted to get some painkillers i’d fake a back problem

  6. 6
    Helios Says:

    Boy! There’s the very last last thing you need - free pain killers!!!

    There’s a sucker born every minute.

  7. 7
    Deirdre Says:

    first of all you can’t just FAKE a injury or pain and get "FREE" painkillers, you will have to pay for them when you order the prescription.
    ALSO, why would you wan’t to fake an injury to get them?
    they’re highly addictive and once you start using them your body immediately starts adjusting to the amount, so the more you take the less effective it becomes, but it does your liver and other internal organs major damage.

  8. 8
    Brittz Says:

    You can try with the tooth problems but most likely you’ll only get antibacterial meds.
    Unless you have something serious I doubt you’ll be able to get real good pain meds.
    (You can go get surgery if you really are that desperate.)

  9. 9
    migida7 Says:

    OH please go to a hospital with a FINNING tooth ache… People need pain pills for free because they…. wait for it! ARE…. yea you know… IN REAL PAIN… Stop acting like a junkie/puss. Stop. Stop. Rethink your life. Tomorrow ask an important question like… oh i don’t know… "How can I not be a loser for free?" free. free. freeeeeeeeee. Work for something you idiot. Earn it

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